Yes, you need a reservation ahead of time. We want to plan for your freakin’ good time!

Tips are greatly appreciated!

Tours are 3 hours. Please arrive 30 minutes before leave time.

Blatant belligerence or breaking any of the rules set by the captain.

Children are not allowed on the boat. All passengers must be over the age of 18. You may be asked to provide ID at the time of boarding.

We operate April 15th – October 15th weather permitting. Please refer to our online booking tool for available slots.

You can park and meet at 1010 Pine Lake Ave. – Next to the Blue Heron. We will pick you up there.

Argh! Every pirate knows it’s hard to predict weather patterns. We try to carry on if it’s safe to do so. If it’s a light rain or drizzle, PARTY ON! If it is down pouring, extremely windy, lightning, or other dangerous conditions, we will dock at a safe spot for a drink or two until it’s safe to continue. If the forecast just looks too dangerous, we will have to reschedule your trip or refund your deposit if another suitable date is not available.

No. We do not have restrooms on our boats, but don’t worry, Matey, we will stop at public restrooms along the way.

We offer 3-hour tours. Feel free to book back-to-back slots for a longer ride, or contact us for custom events.

We supply music. We have a Bluetooth speaker system ready to go. You are also welcome to sync your phone and control your own music.

Life jackets and safety equipment are provided and actively ready for any passenger.

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Yes. To save time to have more Freakin’ fun, try to fill out an online waiver for every member in your group prior to your arrival.

Our boats can safely handle 8 passengers in addition to our driver.

Food, beverages, cups, plates, and other picnic items are brought by you. For your convenience, we supply two large coolers and ice. There is a beverage store right across the street that is freakin’ handy, too! We supply trash bags, please help keep our waterways clean by throwing away all trash while on board.

If you should need to cancel, you can reschedule a new date for your cruise, or the purchased cruise price can be applied to a gift card for a future cruise.